(That's no great shakes, for neither can Yahoo!)

It's full of crap and doesn't impart knowledge

But now the worthy sites are all banned too

We once sent e-mails all over the earth

We're not allowed to send them any more

For even if its content is of worth

We are prevented by 'The Longhurst Law'

There is a student sitting next to me

Who by his research task, is now dismayed

For every link comes up as "403"

Which won't exactly help him raise his grade

We only ask that someone heed our plea

We're far too old to need a netnanny!